Hey guys, what's happening? I'm cool, great in fact! Why am I so hyper? This week is the AWARDS SHOW!!! I can't wait! Well, I guess I can wait, because it starts down just one line. Keep reading! Just look down!
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du (sound of drum)! Hello everyone, and welcome to the 1st Annual Kai's CYOH Blog Awards Show! I'm your host, none other than me, Kai Fiser! I'd like to thank all the people who- huh? Oh, my stupid producers are telling me that we should just get on with the show, and not blab on and on and on with these stupid speeches or whatever. So, our first Award goes for Nicest Video Game Character. Our nominees are - Alex Mason from Call of Duty Black Ops, John Marston from Red Dead Redemption, Noble 6 from Halo Reach, and the Mii from Wii Sports. And the winner is - John Marston from Red Dead Redemption! John, come up here! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Yes, thank you very much! I'm surprised I was able to make it here in time; I had to fight a pack of cougars and a bear just to get here! No, I'm serious. But, whatever. I'm glad I got this award for being the nicest video game character. I always try my best. I was about to try to go to my old gang member's hideout when I got the call about the award; but hey? What's another couple hours? Thanks again!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Okay, the next award is for Most Violent Video Game Character! And the award goes to - Alex Mason from Black Ops! Give a round of applause for Mason! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Thanks a lot, you guys! I just got back from fighting in another war. Yeah, they can get pretty annoying sometimes. I almost got captured! Anyways, I'm glad I won this award for Most Violent Video Game Character. It'll look good next to my other 1000's of medals from the military. But still, thanks everyone!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Now, the next award goes for the Video Game Character That Works Best in a Team. And the winner is - Noble 6, from Halo Reach! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Wow, this is great! I can't believe I won an award! I guess I really am good in a team. I couldn't have done it without my team; Carter, Catherine, Emile, and Jorge! Okay, thanks again!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Well, the final award for this evening is for the Video Game Character That Can Be Easily Replaced. And the winner is - The Mii from Wii Sports! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Oh, sorry, it turns out that the Mii that was supposed to come up was scheduled to play Tennis when he was invited here. But that's okay! So, I guess that finishes it. Okay, thanks for coming to the 1st Annual Kai's CYOH Blog Awards Show!
Okay, I'm Kai Fiser, and this has been Kai's CYOH Blog!
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du (sound of drum)! Hello everyone, and welcome to the 1st Annual Kai's CYOH Blog Awards Show! I'm your host, none other than me, Kai Fiser! I'd like to thank all the people who- huh? Oh, my stupid producers are telling me that we should just get on with the show, and not blab on and on and on with these stupid speeches or whatever. So, our first Award goes for Nicest Video Game Character. Our nominees are - Alex Mason from Call of Duty Black Ops, John Marston from Red Dead Redemption, Noble 6 from Halo Reach, and the Mii from Wii Sports. And the winner is - John Marston from Red Dead Redemption! John, come up here! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Yes, thank you very much! I'm surprised I was able to make it here in time; I had to fight a pack of cougars and a bear just to get here! No, I'm serious. But, whatever. I'm glad I got this award for being the nicest video game character. I always try my best. I was about to try to go to my old gang member's hideout when I got the call about the award; but hey? What's another couple hours? Thanks again!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Okay, the next award is for Most Violent Video Game Character! And the award goes to - Alex Mason from Black Ops! Give a round of applause for Mason! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Thanks a lot, you guys! I just got back from fighting in another war. Yeah, they can get pretty annoying sometimes. I almost got captured! Anyways, I'm glad I won this award for Most Violent Video Game Character. It'll look good next to my other 1000's of medals from the military. But still, thanks everyone!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Now, the next award goes for the Video Game Character That Works Best in a Team. And the winner is - Noble 6, from Halo Reach! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! "Wow, this is great! I can't believe I won an award! I guess I really am good in a team. I couldn't have done it without my team; Carter, Catherine, Emile, and Jorge! Okay, thanks again!" Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Well, the final award for this evening is for the Video Game Character That Can Be Easily Replaced. And the winner is - The Mii from Wii Sports! Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap! Oh, sorry, it turns out that the Mii that was supposed to come up was scheduled to play Tennis when he was invited here. But that's okay! So, I guess that finishes it. Okay, thanks for coming to the 1st Annual Kai's CYOH Blog Awards Show!
Okay, I'm Kai Fiser, and this has been Kai's CYOH Blog!
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